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In our group where maybe 9 people who got ready to dive (I knew only three
> personally, including one of my regular divebuddies).
>
> While gearing up, I saw this young man with doubles, OMS bungee wings
>
> and all OMS setup. He was diving a long hose, orange and pretty
> fat... I
> was making a remark to him *jokingly* about that orange garden hose.
> His
> reply: "Oh, I got this from my instructor", following is a shortened
> version of our conversation:
>
> Udo: "Oh, so you are interested in Tech Diving"
>
> Tech Diver: "Yes"
>
> Udo: "Hmmm, interesting, bungee wings..."
>
> Tech Diver: "I got those from my instructor as well"
>
> Udo: "Ah... (pause)... do you know the DIR system?"
>
> Tech Diver: "I heard about it I think. I went to Florida cave diving
> and
> heard that expression several times"
>
> Udo: "Great, we have a DIR Fundamentals class coming up after
> Thanksgiving in New York and have still 3 spots available. Would you
> be
> interested?"
>
> Tech Diver: "Errrr, sounds interesting..."
>
> Udo: ":Think about it. The guy who is coming to teach is one of the
> best
> guys for the job: Andrew Georgitsis, the training director for GUE"
>
> Tech Diver: "OH! Global Underwater Explorers"
>
> Udo: "Exactly"
>
> Tech Diver: "It can't be better than that" (Still friendly)
>
> Udo: "Exactly! You should come, this is an incredible opportunity.
> You
> will learn a tremendeous amount of things, also about your bungee
> wings
> and why it is rather dangerous to use those."
>
> Tech Diver: "Really?" (Change in voice)
>
> Udo: "Yeah, you see, the bungee cords increase the surface of your
> wing,
> which gives a greater resistance in the water and is an entanglement
> hazard."
>
> Tech Diver: "That is always said, but is proven wrong."
>
> Udo: "OH, but it makes perfect sense! Also, it makes it almost
> impossible to inflate orally at depth."
>
> Tech Diver: " That is not true either" (He was already in high
> defense
> mode, and had a certain edge in his voice, you know, like if you are
> telling someone that a woman said that he is a lousy lover!)
>
> Udo: "Why is that?" (Noticing that this guy defends his marbles)
>
> Tech Diver: "My instructor said so... he is also an attorney for OMS
> and
> that they will sue those people (I am sure he meant GUE/WKPP kind of
> People) for the lies they are saying about the gear."
>
> Udo: "What is there to sue for? Those are physical facts." (I started
> to
> pull back shaking on the foundation of his Master Mr. Instructor)
>
> I walked away from him... returning friendlier on my side...
> switching
> gear...
>
> Udo: "Now, how about the Fundamentals class? You may find it really
> interesting after all...
>
> Tech Diver: "I am very busy with projects on the weekend and how much
> is
> it anyway?"
>
> Udo: "Look, that is fine, we have two classes one from Wednesday to
> Friday, you would be ready before the weekend... and the other one at
>
> the weekend. And the price is X$'s"
>
> Tech Diver: "Oh, to be perfectly honest with you... I don't have that
>
> kind of money right now... that is pretty steep for such a course."
>
> Well, I pretty much ended that chapter of our conversation... I
> considered trying to convince him that his life is much more valuable
>
> than that, but he would have continued citing his INSTRUCTOR. So I
> left
> him and was certain that from all the guys who were at the lake at
> today... although he seemed to be one of the most capable
> (physically),
> he would be one I definetly would not dive with...
>
>
> So, just wanted to share this little story with you guys...
>
> Take care
>
> Udo
>
> P.S.: This guy dives with a shop in Hoboken NJ, so I believe that his
>
> OMS attorney/instructor is from that barn. I hope that he gets lucky
> and
> reaches a high age... but then he may start to teach... Maybe he will
> do
> it right someday GUE's version, not IANTD's...


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2001-10-29 13:19:00
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Huvudinlägg OMS/AGIR. Magness Lindström 2001-10-29 13:19
svara SVAR: OMS/AGIR.Magness Lindström2001-10-29 13:25
svara SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.Anders Johnsson2001-10-29 14:17
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.Magness Lindström2001-10-29 16:07
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.Richard Westermark2001-10-29 16:30
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.RichardMagness Lindström2001-10-29 20:45
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.RichardRichard Westermark2001-10-29 22:00
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.RichardAnders Johnsson2001-10-30 11:10
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.RichardRichard Westermark2001-10-30 12:38
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.RichardMagness Lindström2001-10-30 14:20
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: OMS/AGIR.RichardRichard Westermark2001-10-29 22:57
svara DIR direktTommy Norden2001-10-30 08:03
svara DIR Svar:direktTeno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-30 10:37
svara Detta inlägg är ett skämt.Richard Westermark2001-10-30 12:40
svara DIRJoakim Strandqvist2001-10-29 13:34
svara SVAR: DIRAnders Johnsson2001-10-29 14:18
svara SVAR: DIRTeno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-29 15:07
svara SVAR: OMS/AGIR.Mattias Segerdahl2001-10-29 13:36
svara AGIR?Anders Johnsson2001-10-29 14:19
svara SVAR: AGIR?Magness Lindström2001-10-29 16:10
svara SVAR: SVAR: AGIR?Richard Westermark2001-10-29 16:24
svara SVAR: SVAR: AGIR?Mattias Segerdahl2001-10-29 16:36
svara SVAR: SVAR: AGIR?Jonas Lindblad2001-10-29 18:33
svara SVAR: SVAR: AGIR?Stuart Bäck2001-10-29 21:37
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: AGIR?Magness Lindström2001-10-30 11:05
svara PlattaAnders Johnsson2001-10-30 11:17
svara Hmmm, den här gången blir alla överens.Tomas Asp2001-10-29 14:40
svara SVAR: Hmmm, den här gången blir alla överens.Magness Lindström2001-10-29 16:10
svara SVAR: SVAR: Hmmm, den här gången blir alla överens.Tomas Asp2001-10-30 07:30
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Hmmm, den här gången blir alla överens.Magness Lindström2001-10-30 14:24
svara FunderingarTeno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-29 14:55
svara Detta är rätt version ,skit i mitt förra inläggTeno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-29 14:59
svara Bra...Anders Johnsson2001-10-29 15:05
svara SVAR: Bra...Richard Westermark2001-10-29 16:29
svara Visst, men...Teno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-29 18:20
svara Magnus inläggRichard Westermark2001-10-29 18:25
svara Aaaaaah...Teno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-29 19:14
svara Man blir tår-ögdTommy Norden2001-10-29 20:29
svara SVAR: Man blir tår-ögdFilip Kalinski2001-10-29 21:00
svara SVAR: Magnus inläggMagness Lindström2001-10-29 20:39
svara SVAR: SVAR: Magnus inläggRichard Westermark2001-10-29 21:58
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Magnus inläggMagness Lindström2001-10-30 11:02
svara Tummen mitt i handenAnders Johnsson2001-10-30 11:26
svara SVAR: Tummen mitt i handenMagness Lindström2001-10-30 14:40
svara SVAR: SVAR: Tummen mitt i handenAnders Johnsson2001-10-30 15:22
svara SVAR: SVAR: Tummen mitt i handenRichard Westermark2001-10-30 20:28
svara Så klart...Anders Johnsson2001-10-31 12:17
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Magnus inläggRichard Westermark2001-10-30 12:36
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Magnus inläggMagness Lindström2001-10-30 14:35
svara SVAR: Detta är rätt version ,skit i mitt förra inläggFilip Kalinski2001-10-29 15:28
svara SVAR: OMS/AGIR.Filip Kalinski2001-10-29 21:01
svara Sluta jiddra!!Teno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-10-30 11:33
svara Så sant, så santAnders Johnsson2001-10-30 11:40
svara SVAR: Så sant, så santRichard Westermark2001-10-30 12:35
svara SVAR: Sluta jiddra!!Mattias Segerdahl2001-10-30 11:42
svara SVAR: SVAR: Sluta jiddra!!Magness Lindström2001-10-30 14:31
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Sluta jiddra!!Mattias Segerdahl2001-10-30 15:08
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Sluta jiddra!!Magness Lindström2001-11-01 19:18
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Sluta jiddra!!Mattias Segerdahl2001-11-02 08:37
svara SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: Sluta jiddra!!Esbjörn Nordesjö2001-11-02 20:08
svara rebreatherFredrik Siljelöf2001-10-30 14:32
svara SVAR: rebreatherPiier Berg2001-10-30 17:15
svara SVAR: rebreatherAndreas Hagberg2001-10-30 18:16
svara OMS vingen - kan den bli bättre?Anders Johnsson2001-10-30 15:27
svara SVAR: OMS vingen - kan den bli bättre?Esbjörn Nordesjö2001-10-31 18:19
svara SVAR: SVAR: OMS vingen - kan den bli bättre?Anders Johnsson2001-11-01 11:12
svara SVAR: JAJA det är nog braTorbjörn Karlsson2001-11-03 10:46
svara SVAR: SVAR: JAJA det är nog braTeno Cabrera Rodríguez2001-11-04 17:24

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