Severe OT...the worst day diving...
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The worst day diving is far better then the best day at work...eller? Läs och begrunda!
The next time you have had a bad day at work, think of this guy! He is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent his sister. She then sent it to Laugh line, which was sponsoring a "worse job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won. Here is how it went:
Hi Sue!
Here's another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I could share my dilemma with you to make you realise it's
not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I must first bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit.
This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea and it heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a damn
good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is I take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. So of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage had been done. In agony, I realised what had happened. The
hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my wetsuit.
Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the Jellyfish into my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive.
I was instructed to make 3 agonising in water decompression stops, totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my
chamber dry compression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my
brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to
rub it on my ass as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't crap for 2 days because my asshole was swollen shut.
So, the next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass...
Your Loving Brother,
Rob the Bottom-Dweller
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 Severe OT...the worst day diving...
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Peter von Heidenstam | 2002-12-03 10:48 |
  Sv: Severe OT...the worst day diving... | Gunnar Andersson | 2002-12-03 10:57 |
| Sv: *asg* | Joakim Strandqvist | 2002-12-03 12:40 |
| Sv: Vråååååål Gaaarv !!!! | Mikael Andersson | 2002-12-03 13:10 |
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