You Might be a Tech Diver If...
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... your idea of an easy dive is one in which your hang time is less than the length of the boat trip.
... you find yourself engaged in a heated three-day discussion on the Internet over whether your back-up compass belongs in your left or your right pocket.
... you buy more of your dive gear from Grainger's than from the dive shop.
... your SUV has 4" of ground clearance.
... you had the electric company run three-phase power to your garage.
... your electric company has put you on a demand rate.
... you have two spare masks but you never bothered to replace the snorkel you lost last year.
... you think George III is God's prophet.
... you think George III is the devil incarnate.
... you consider your laptop computer an essential piece of dive gear.
... you spend more for the gas that you breath than for the gas that goes into your truck.
... you canceled a dive because you forgot to bring a condom.
... your wife takes an advanced blending coarse when you up you life insurance plan.
... you take more gear with you when diving solo than when diving with your wife and children.
... local welding supply companies call you to ask where to get USP gas.
... your dive gear is paid for and your house, car and laptop are not.
... your dive gear is worth more than your car.
... you actually know what Argon is.
... it takes you longer to plan for a dive than it actually take to do the dive.
... the gear you wear weighs more than you do.
... spend more time analyzing the gas you breath than you do your retirement fund.
... you own more cylinders than your local dive shop.
... begin every sentence with "this gear is the best because"...
... you actually worry about how a two degree change is water temperature will affect your breathing parameter.
... you actually know what a breathing parameter is.
... you spend more on oxygen each month than the local hospital.
... the only reason you go to the gym is to be able to stand up in your gear.
... the insurance on your dive is more than your home owners insurance.
... you cannot get life insurance.
... you have your local hyperbaric chamber on retainer.
... you confuse mathematicians when you discuss decompression theory.
... you know more about diving medicine that your hyperbaric doctor.
... you are not embarrassed when buying KY Jelly and Depends.
... regularly have a hard time trying to figure out how to move ten tons of gear.
... it takes more people to get you in the water than are diving.
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 You Might be a Tech Diver If...
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Mattias S | 2002-04-04 14:41 |
  SVAR: då är man ju definitivt.. | Therese Luthman | 2002-04-04 15:14 |
| SVAR: SVAR: då är man ju definitivt.. | Filip Kalinski | 2002-04-04 16:22 |
| SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: då är man ju definitivt.. | Mattias S | 2002-04-04 16:32 |
| SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: SVAR: då är man ju definitivt.. | Frederick Grönvall | 2002-04-10 10:09 |
| Tveklöst!!! | Matti Ahlqvist | 2002-04-04 17:19 |
| SVAR: *fniss* | Therese Luthman | 2002-04-05 09:37 |
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