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TOP TEN REASONS SCUBA DIVING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Divers don't get worried when you ask if you can put on the rubber suit now
Everybody gets to be on the bottom
Its not how long you stay up, its how long you stay down
The question 'are you wet yet?' wont get you slapped
Everything looks bigger underwater
Regulators are balanced - it doesn't matter how hard you suck
You can dive with a group of strangers anytime you want
Fins give you more thrust
Wet suits can be used more than once
Divers don't get mad when you notice they've put weight on
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Why don't divers take viagra?
Because they dont want to stay up, they want to get down
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Why don't whales sink ships for food?
They don't like swallowing seamen.
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Have you heard about the opera singer with a good range at the lower end of the scale?
She's known as the 'deep C diva'
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When I took my open water course, the instructor always stressed the importance of diving with a buddy.
If you run out of air your buddy can help you, if you have equipment problems your buddy can help you, if you meet a shark the odds are 50-50
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Two divers are on a leisurely dive at 20m when they see a free diver come down. Armed with the latest scuba gear they descend down to 30m to show the usurper how limited he is. At 30m however they find that he is still following them. In an attempot to lose him once and for all they drop down to the bottom at 40m. Again however he follows them. At this stage one of the divers pulls out his slate and writes - 'we're supposed to be here, how come your down so deep?' With that the freediver grabs the pencil and scribbles - 'I'm drowning you idiots'
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An old man has been deserted on a desert island for twenty years, when one morning they see a path of bubbles leading up to their beach. He goes and investigates and sees an attractive female climb out onto the beach wearing scuba kit. She looks at the poor man, and asks him how long it has been since he's drunk good bourbon. Twenty years he replies, and with that she unzips her wet suit and produces a bottle of whiskey, eagerly the man takes a swig. She then asks how long its been since the mans smoked a good Cuban, fifteen years is his reply, and unzipping her suit a little more she finds a fine cigar and offers it to the man. Finely she unzips her suit fully and asks the man how long its been since he's played around, to which he replies - don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs down there as well.
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Three different instructors are all on the boat for an afternoons diving, all's well until the boat develops a leak.
1st instructor - well, we're in the middle of the ocean, we may as well do our deep dive
2nd instructor - okay, why don't we get the navigation dive out of the way
3rd instructor - for an extra £50 we can do a wreck dive
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